In my next life...
I want to be a bear

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.

 I could deal with that !

Before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
 
I could deal with that, too !

If you're a bear, you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake
to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.

 I could definitely deal with that !

If you're a mama bear,
everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that !

If you're a bear,
your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup..... Gonna be a bear !!!